me. myself. i

1. paste posters all around bus stops. if it won't get the attraction of commuters, it'll get the attraction of the uncles and aunties who work at the bus stop. by then, you'll know that someone is, to put it nicely, appreciating what you do - they might even get OT pay! (and you might have many aunties and uncles calling you in the middle of the night cursing you for causing them joint aches)
2. raise a tiger. well, maybe this wont shoot you to the limelight yet, but, think of all those animal rights activists and reporters willing to camp outside your home and show their, ahem, desire, for you. (or your neck)
3. join the next round of singapore idol auditions. well, you may get laughed at, but look on the bright side - you might even get lots of supporters: all supporting your demise from those oh-so-horrible-looking-and-sounding idle singaporeans. (you might be gone, but your face lives on! remember the 'careless whisper' singer?)
4. climb onto a bunch of telephone lines and use it as your very own swing! yup. free, and oh-so enjoyable! you'll be able to play with the birds, doubling the enjoyment! well then the camera crew would arrive, and so would the firemen. besides getting your face on the telly, you even have a giant red air cushion to fall on! how great can that get?
5. the last one. conspire with your neighbour to produce your very own home video saga. film their activities, then get them to report you to the police. oh wait, you don't even have to conspire! free air-time on tv! plan to film their daily routine and see if there might be anything educational that might be learnt from it. yes, even road safety, as if a fine for not belting up wasn't enough. free air-time, entertainment and you even get to be an educator! how wonderful can things get. killing THREE birds with one stone. (you can even conspire with your neighbours and make MORE home videos, projecting y0rself to greater fame)

well, maybe singapore's too small. no news here. so, make some!